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Fast and Furious: Are you ready for Sandy?

This is a quick and dirty post, pulling up several of what I think are the most useful of my prior posts of being ready for weather related emergencies. For readers living between about North Carolina and Maine, I think you need to think seriously about what will hit late in the weekend up through Tuesday according to the National Weather Service (or whatever weather provider you trust).

If nothing else, I think we can all count on losing the power.

So here are my best thoughts on getting prepared. If nothing else, you’ll get a good laugh with the video. Stay safe, my friends.

No power – cook with your grill
Snowbound
Are you ready

Beans, in black and white

Look into my eyes (you’ll have to do your own Transylvanian accent here, I’m afraid) and repeat after me…. “Beans are not just for chili and soups…beans are not just for chili and soups…”

You’re feeling your eyes getting heavier…and heavier…..

OK, enough of the hypnosis. I realize that there are readers who suspect that your Aunty is obsessed with beans. I love beans. But I realize a lot of people do not have the same affection for them that I do.

Well, today is YOUR day. I don’t know how anyone can say “Nyet” to a piece of cake that has:
No gluten
No processed sugar
A whole lot of fiber and protein
And tastes yummmmmmmy.

Now, when I did my quick and dirty search for desserts made with beans, the most popular item was brownies made with black beans. (more…)

A slaw by any other name

OK, peoples!! The word ‘slaw’ is derived from the Dutch word for salad, so a slaw is a slaw is a slaw. Cole slaw (or, as some folks in the South refer to it, merely ‘slaw’) is shredded cabbage salad. The addition of carrots and oddments such as raisins (was this to get children to eat it?) is, as my father used to say, ‘commentary’, but it all comes down to shredded cabbage.

Now, here in the US, we seem to have two schools of thought on cole slaw (at least from the dressing side): mayonnaise-based dressings or vinegar-based dressings. I did a little bit of research and from what I can find, the original dressings used in Holland for cole slaw were cooked dressings containing eggs, sugar, flour, vinegar, salt, pepper and butter. Except for the flour, ‘mayo’ is not that far off the mark. However, some of us want something a little bit less creamy, which is where the vinegar-based salad dressings started to come into play.

Now, except for raisins (which I have rather strong opinions on in terms of cole slaw), your Aunt Toby is a ‘anything goes’ sort of slaw person. I’ve used everything from the cabbage family up to and including Chinese cabbage, kohlrabi, red and green cabbage, and broccoli, plus carrots. The bowl at the top of the page contains green cabbage, the stems from a couple of heads of broccoli, a quarter of a red onion, and three carrots. The total amount almost filled the bowl of my KitchenAid mixer. A whole lot of slaw.

For the dressing, I went light tonight – we were eating hamburgers and the thought of heaping mayo-based dressing on that did nothing for my appetite. Here’s the dressing I used and and because this is lemon juice based rather than vinegar-based it is bright and flavorful.

Lemon-ginger Slaw Dressing
The juice from one large lemon
2 T of sugar
1 handful of chopped fresh parsley (if you haven’t got it, it’s not a great loss, believe me)
1 T of LIGHT olive oil (the sort used for saute-ing or baking – don’t use virgin or extra-virgin in this)
Grate up some fresh ginger (about an inch or an inch and a half of one of the fingers) and use a loosely packed tablespoon

Mix all of that up in a bowl and taste. If this tastes too sweet, you can add more lemon juice or up to a 1/4 cup of cider vinegar to balance it off – this should taste just a little bit tart/sweet, with a ginger overtone to it. Bright, fruity taste.

How to get more veggies into your diet

Aunt Toby is NOT here today to flog y’all with the ‘you ought to eat more green stuff’ message.

We all know it. It’s like flossing your teeth. And we don’t do it and we don’t do it and we feel guilty and then we go to the doctor and the doctor tells us we need to eat more fruits and veggies and we go round and round and do that dance and in the end… it’s still burgers and fries, right?

Right. And if we have kids in the house, it’s even worse.

So, here’s the deal — let’s start with what works, especially if you have kids.

First Principals: If you have kids at home and you don’t eat veggies, they will not eat veggies. If you have babies at home, then you have your best shot at getting them to eat veggies by feeding them veggies off your plate. Mommy and Daddy eat veggies – it’s safe for YOU to eat veggies. (more…)

Bread Flour Bake Off

One of the more interesting things going on in the food world in the US is that region by region, state by state, farmers have made the decision to go back to growing fruits, veggies and grains that were grown in their areas a long time ago. Considering what can happen with climate change and bad weather in any particular growing season in any particular region, having more people growing more different stuff in more different areas is actually a good thing. Think of it as mutual funds for food. (more…)

Where Aunt Toby tells you to give up canned goods for the holidays

In the Northern Hemisphere, right now is the coldest, darkest, most depressing time of the year, which is why we have people doing everything from lighting bonfires, stringing electric lights, and entertaining anyone who wanders by with food and drink. All in the service of bringing back the sun (or the spring, or whatever belief system you ascribe to). And since most of us do not have time to do much of anything at this time of the year, what with all the bonfire lighting and light stringing and carol singing (who WAS Carol, by the way? Why aren’t these songs called “Barbara” or “Ermentrude” or some other woman’s name?), any ideas which will help in the time saving area are worthy indeed. Here is one.

Slow cooker. (more…)

It doesn’t always work the way you think it should

This, my friends, is an empty plate (now there’s a ‘no duh’ if I ever saw one, right?). It was supposed to be filled up with a favorite cookie, rugelach (which is technically speaking just a crescent shaped rolled up cookie filled with various fillings).

But it’s not. Those went out to feed the chickens, frankly, an experiment that went really…really wrong. Sometimes, it’s just not worth trying. Recipes ARE, after all, recipes, but I figured what the heck. I wanted to see if I could make a rugelach with no gluten in it. Gluten is the form of protein found in wheat and many other grass-based grains. All proteins are not the same; nor are they created equal.

Now, I could make a rugelach with LOWER gluten in it by using cake/pastry flour (this flour uses a totally different wheat which has lower gluten in it, which is why cake/pastry flour is absolutely worthless for making things like breads; it’s the gluten which holds everything up in breads. It’s also, for some people, what gives them celiac disease and Crone’s Disease and makes their lives a living hell, with semi-permanent residency on the toilet, but that is another topic for another time). But, I did not want to make a LOWER gluten product; I wanted no gluten at all. Zippo. And I have to admit that I have absolutely no experience with no gluten baking; there are many people out there in Blogland and in the commercial baking business who have come up with recipes and baking mixes and Xanthem gum and arrowroot flours and all sorts of amazing stuff so that people can bake things that are fairly edible but which will not send them racing for the bathroom.

I, on the other hand, am a woman who is willing to throw caution (and a block of cream cheese) to the wind to see if, oh what the heck, I can substitute something for the flour.

And I can tell you for certain sure — you cannot substitute garbanzo bean flour (aka chickpea flour, aka gram flour – not to be mixed up with ‘graham’ flour which is an entirely different beast altogether) for wheat flour in cookies and come out with anything that looks, acts, crunches or tastes like a cookie, much less the cookie you were trying to bake. I basically ended up with something that was crunchy but had the taste of burned dried beans covered in nuts and cinnamon.

A waste of good nuts and cinnamon, I might add.

So, from the position of ‘first principles’, here is the basic recipe for Rugelach:

Dough:
4 ounces cold cream cheese, cut into 4 pieces (that’s the small square block)
1 stick (8 tablespoons) cold unsalted butter, cut into 4 pieces
1 cup all-purpose flour

So, you can see that if you want to double that, it’s easy-peasy – you use the big block of cream cheese (Neuchatel cheese will work just as well), 2 sticks of butter and 2 cups of flour.

You cream the butter, mix in the cream cheese, mix in the flour until you get a ball of dough, then wrap it up and put it into the fridge to chill. Then cut it into 2 (or 4 if you doubled it) pieces, take out one (leave the rest in the fridge), roll out on wax paper as thinly as you can without it tearing, into an oblong, cut it into triangles and then cover with whatever filling you want. The traditional ‘my sainted aunties used this’ filling is chopped walnuts, sugar and cinnamon, with added chopped raisins if you want to go crazy. So, you cover the triangles with the filling, roll them up wide end first, put on a greased cookie sheet, and bake for 20 minutes (plus or minutes 5 minutes)until crispy and browned. Some people go so far as to refrigerate the cookies on the cookie sheets before they are baked; I always figured that if my great aunties could turn out great ‘ruggies’ without modern technology, then I could too.

But then again, they never tried to substitute chickpea flour for regular flour…

So, why doesn’t this work (besides the Baking Gods not wanting anyone to break any of the rules?)? Let’s look at the nutritional info:

All-purpose commercial white wheat flour……….vs……….Chickpea flour
1 cup……………………………………………………………1 cup
Calories……………455……………………………………….356
Fat………………….1 gram…………………………………..6 grams
Carbs……………….95 grams………………………………..53 grams
Fiber………………..3 grams………………………………….10 grams
Sugars……………..0…………………………………………..10 grams
Protein……………..13 grams………………………………….21 grams

The carb to protein ratio in the white wheat flour is almost 7.5 to 1; for the chickpea flour, it’s about 2.5 to one and that’s the deal in a nutshell. Now, that is not to say that a baker who wanted to put a little oomph (or more protein bang for the buck so to speak) couldn’t substitute a couple of tablespoons of chickpea flour for a couple of tablespoons of wheat flour. That would work. Or even use something like dried dairy whey to do the same thing, but 100% one for one will…not…work. Not from a baking aspect and not from a taste aspect (these actually tasted quite horrible; I was surprised at how dreadful they really tasted, even covered quite completely with chopped nuts and cinnamon). The dough also did not behave well, even chilled – it stuck to everything because it did not have the stretch that gluten gives.

So, a colossal failure. But educational, nonetheless.

Kale, Kale – The Gang’s All Here

Confession Time: Aunt Toby has tried…Lord knows I have tried… to like kale. Kale is one of those veggies that everyone writes glowingly about. It’s great stuff, full of B-everything, anti-inflammatory as all get out. Everyone should eat a boat-load and so on.

I have never, until this past weekend, made a kale dish that made anyone in the fam roll their eyes and make yummy noises. I admit it. I have always tried to be a good role model and would put it into my mouth and chew appreciatively. And I hated every bite. (more…)

Dinner for One: Vegetarian Style

One more time into the kitchen my friends! And this time, we are going hard core vegetable, with lentils. (ok…all of you heading for the doors, just give us a moment to go over this, please)

Something I learned recently is that for those of us who have been discouraged from making dried beans because of the ‘sort/rinse/rinse/rinse again and again and again and then cover with water overnight and boil up and drain and replace the water’ stuff, lentils are the one exception to that rule. (more…)

Dinner for One: Chicken Pot Thighs

OK..so are we ready, my little starving artisans? Ready for good, yummy, mmmmmmmm good food for just you? With maybe a little bit of leftovers so that you have something for tomorrow or a couple of days from now?

Well, you have come to the right place.

I think one of the barriers to good eating for folks who are living on their own is perceived lack of time. They get up. They are late already. They jump into work clothes and run out the door, grabbing something on the way that will pass for breakfast and the rest of the day, nutritionally speaking, goes downhill from there. And then they get home and stare into the fridge and see what’s left from a take out or whatever and it’s just so damn depressing.

Well, Bunkie, Aunt Toby is here to tell you that it does not have to be this way. As a matter of fact, you can make sure that it is not this way. (more…)

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